Dear friends,
The best part of the week has arrived. The part where I get to let out all of my pent up sarcasm as you compete for the pride of choosing the woman that does the best job of tricking Ben into giving her a piece of carbon.
This week the women are competing in the beautiful and least understood state of Utah. This week’s theme – Winning.
Let’s take a closer look at the strengths and opps of our ladies that lead to their winning or inevitable fail.
We will see who can get down and dirtiest. Literally, outside. In the dirt.
Rachel’s signature opportunity – communicating effectively. Signature strength – sexy raspy voice while not communicating effectively
Kacie’s signature opportunity – whining when anyone else talks to Ben. Signature strength – sweet girl next door disposition while whining when someone else talks to Ben.
Courtney’s signature strength – Being a bitch
Jennifer’s signature strength – she is a red head. Opportunity – she is normal
Emily’s signature strength –sarcasm Opportunity – picking Courtney as a nemesis
Let’s see who does a better job of utilizing their strengths to win at not failing this week
1st 1 on 1 – Rachel (Lets let nature take its course).
Ben and Rachel travel via token bachelor transportation – helicopter – to a more advanced form of transportation, a canoe. (no seriously, how do these stay afloat?).
Rachel and Ben arrive on shore for an awkwardly quiet picnic. (communication fail.)
But Ben still thinks she is pretty. (raspy voice win).
Kacie whines to a willing listener about missing Ben while he is away.Be isn’t there to see her being adorable (fail.)
Rachel and Ben go straight from a sunny lunch to romantic candle lit dinner. All of that non talking must have made them hungry.
Ben digs into Rachel’s past relationships and why they may not have worked out.
Rachel demonstrates accountability and acknowledges that she doesn’t open up or communicate easily.
Ben notes he tends to listen too much to other people and doesn’t trust his own instincts. Good thing he has the producers here to help guide his decisions, because I doubt his gut would provide such good drama.
All of this honesty just makes a guy want to hand out a rose.
Rachel has another week to work through her opportunities with Ben.
They celebrate with toasted marshmallow kisses (Raspy voice win).
Group date. (Let’s see if you are a great catch)
Kacie is nervous to be on another group date. (whining fail.)
The dating parade takes a horseback ride through the country side to the local watering hole where they break out their sexy fly fishing gear. Seriously what is sexier than rubber overalls?
This is the perfect activity for dating step number 3 -Letting him teach you something.
America’s Next Top Model is the first to fully embrace the goal of today’s date. Not catching a fish – catching a man and ANTM is a pro at that game.
Kacie is the first to make a real connection with Ben on this date. (Girl next door win.)
ANTM pulls Ben away for some one on one fishing to impress Ben with her natural fly fishing talents and lo and behold she catches a Man! I mean fish. (Bitch win.)
The girls shed their waders for cocktail dresses and fight for face time with Ben.
First up Casey who bashes Ben’s love record with an adorable smile (we will count that as a win).
Nikki interrupts (win/fail) to tell him her Boss just died which normally would be awkward, but somehow Ben found a way to connect through a recently passed friend. (Can you count that as a win when someone died? I guess so.)
Samantha sits down for a little chat about being invisible (win because we have no idea who this girl is anyway.) Ben calls Samantha out for being emotional, rude, and not serious about the process. He ends the relationship immediately. (invisible girl fail.)
Kacie get some super quiet alone time up in Ben’s room for some intimate kisses. (Girl next door win.) As Ben looks to be falling fast for her. Also falling fast are her curls. Girlfriend needs to stop by her local target and pick up some frizzease. (fail.)
ANTM steals some time to show Ben some fake insecurities so that Ben will give her the date rose as reassurance. And she wins. (winning.)
2nd 1 on 1 – Jennifer (let’s pick our love song).
Bennifer trespass their way to the top of a crater aka big hole in the ground with the intention of repelling down to the dirty water at the bottom to go swimming. A date for everyone? Probably not.
This ends up being disappointingly uneventful.
Bennifer moves to the dinner portion of the date.
They chit chat fire side. Again not very eventful.
Then it rains. Still not very eventful.
She gets a rose.
Cocktails and Roses
Emily makes the mistake of being the Debbie downer that tries to shed some light for Ben on Courtney.
This is a classic mistake that at least one girl makes a season and it usually leads to her demise. Hopefully Emily will put on her blinders and not let the ANTM fly bother her.
Casey stirs up some drama between Emily and ANTM. They duke it out for awhile. Ben hands out some roses. Everyone gets one except for Monica. I know you are really torn up about it, but it is her own fault for wearing that hideous dress. We will have to find a way to pull through next week without her.
Something to look forward to next week– Puerto Rico. But just in case anyone was feeling too special. ANTM calls out she was just their two months ago. (winning).
Tallying up our wins and fails from the week we can conclude that all of these girls win at failing. (Except Courtney. She wins at winning while winning at being a bitch, about winning).
We shall continue our journey next week and see who can win less at failing.
But do you know who didn’t win at failing this week? Heather and Jihan as they climb to the top of the leader board with 34 points!
Cheers!
Bree
Quote of the week – “I’m a nice person. Don’t F*ck with me.” – ANTM